WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU EVEN THINK  I'D
TRANSLATE IT INTO MARTIAN?
(Not that there's anything wrong with Martians.)
(I just never met one I liked.)
GO BACK AND TRY THE ENGLISH VERSION
Linguaphone, experts in all languages
( Maybe these folks teach Martian.)
(Of course, if you ARE a Martian, see the "OTHER" link for info on translating this quest.)