NOW, CHOOSE A VERSION
 
QUICKIE An EXTREMELY short, quick version.  Requires no skill or luck whatsoever.
MEDIUM
WARM WITH 
JUST A 
LITTLE SPICE
The basic version.  After some necessary preliminaries, there's a deceptively simple little quiz and then, if you make it through that, there's a pretty tricky midgame, and then you've got four levels of difficulty to choose for the endgame.  Some of it comes from the beta test of the full version and is a bit out of context, so you'll need to bear with that.  Java required.  And there's a couple of wrinkles in there that just might surprise you ... unless you're REALLY observant, and I mean REALLY. 
DEMOCRATIC No comment; speaks for itself (usually loudly and often and loudly and often - repeatedly.)
REPUBLICAN No comment; speaks for itself, but usually not as well as the one above (presuming "loudly and often" = "well" -- well, I mean "good.")
PC The politically correct version.  (LOTS of patience required.)
PI The politically incorrect version. (Suggestion:  Do the PC version before this one.)
TRICKY
HINT
PAGE
This little page will give you one hint you'll need to finish these versions of the game, BUT you also get it in the game itself, so only try this one if you get stuck in the regular game.  You'll also see the dragon briefly if you can figure this one-pager out.  (If not, there's a BACK button there that'll get you back here or a "DIVE" button that'll get you back to Diversions.)
FULL
VERSION
Still in development; coming soon (like maybe 2007 or so).  Wanta help beta test it?