Have you ever
wondered what you'd look like with a slightly smaller nose, thicker lips,
bigger eyes, a different hairstyle? Want to make a piece of abstract
art out of your dog's face? Or your house or your car or your new
baby? Or any other (non-copyrighted) photograph you've got?
Well, now you
can, and you can do it for free if you've got some HTML skills, but if
you don't, we at WWW.BEACHBOB.COM can do it for you, but that'll cost you
something for the time and effort we'll put in for you.
HOW
TO DO IT FOR FREE:
Click on the link
for Alex Rosen on any of our Warp pages and download all the files you
need and install them the way he tells you to, or get your friendly local
computer geek to help you with doing all that. (Or you can click
on the ad here and get tech support from Dr. Tech, but that'll cost you
something, as well.)
HOW
TO HAVE US DO IT FOR YOU:
If you have a
photo already on your computer as a JPG file, just email that to us so
we can size it and set up the files for you. We'll email you the
edited HTML file for you to install along with the other necessary files.
We'll also help you by email until you've got it all up and running on
your computer.
Cost for this
is $35.00
If you don't have
a photo on your computer, you can send us a print* by snail mail and we'll
scan it, size it appropriately and email that back to you along with the
HTML file. And we'll also send your photo back to you if you enclose
a self-addressed stamped envelope. (*3x5 or 4x6 preferred.)
(And my address is: 11368 Dellwood Lane, Bonita Springs, FL 34135)
Cost for this
is an additonal $25.00
And if you'd like
to be able to have your friends warp whatever's in your photo, we'll put
it up on our site, keep it there and give you the secret address, so you
can tell your friends where to find it, but nobody else can find it.
Cost for this
is another $25.00 per year ($15.00 if you let us link to it as another
thing for all our visitors to warp; we'll keep all of your personal information
confidential, of course, if you want)
(No dirty pics
online, though, okay? But we'll do them for your computer.)
(You can order
any of these services with a credit card thru PayPal right here.
And if you're not yet a member of PayPal, you can sign up for free during
the checkout process.) What
is PayPal?
I want to warp a photo. Do up
the files for me.
(I'll email
you the JPG file if I've got one.) $35 |
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I also need you to scan and size my
photo.
(I'll snail-mail it to you separately.)
Add $25 |
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I also want you to put my photo on
your web site
privately and email me the URL.
Add $25 for one year |
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I want it online and it's okay to let
others see it.
Add $15 for one
year |
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