Now, ain't
he jes' the cutest thang? (Big, too.) 'At's
my Bubba, th' bes' ol' huntin' dawg in the South!
And don't
NOBODY mess wit' mah HOG!
DISCLAIMER:
No disparagement, defamation or denigration of any individual redneck (or
lawyer, for that matter) is meant by the author of this work. It
is hoped that any individual belonging to either of those two groups will
take this parody in the spirit in which it was intended, to wit:
tongue in cheek, hereinafter referred to as " TIC. "
'Nuff said.
